*ﻣﺎﻳﻜﻞ: ﻫﺬﺍ ﻏﺮﻳﺐ ﻻﻧﻪ ﺍﺛﻨﺎﺀ ﺯﻭﺍﺟﻨﺎ ﻛﻨﺘﻲ ﻣﺜﻞ ﻓﺰﺍﻋﺔ ﻣﺨﻴﻔﺔ(ﺿﺤﻚ)
*ﻓﻜﺘﻮﺭﻳﺎ: ﺍﻋﺘﻘﺪ ﻋﻜﺲ ﻻﻧﻪ ﺍﺛﻨﺎﺀ ﺗﻌﺎﺭﻓﻨﺎ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺗﺒﺪﻭ ﻣﺜﻞ ﻣﻬﻮﺱ ﺩﺭﺍﺳﺔ
*( ﺗﺒﺎﺩﻝ ﺿﺤﻚ)
*ﻓﻜﺘﻮﺭﻳﺎ: ﺗﻌﺎﻟﻮ ﻳﺎ ﺍﻭﻻﺩ ﻓﻄﻮﺭ ﺟﺎﻫﺰ! "ﺩﺧﻮﻝ ﺍﺑﻦ ﺍﺻﻐﺮ ﺟﻮﻧﻴﻮﺭ ﻭﻫﻮ ﻳﺒﻜﻲ ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻝ: ﺍﺑﻲ ﻟﻮﺳﻲ ﺧﺒﺄﺕ ﺟﻮﺍﺭﺑﻲ ﻭﺍﻧﺎ ﻻ ﺍﺟﺪﻫﺎ
*ﻓﻜﺘﻮﺭﻳﺎ: ( ﻣﻨﺰﻋﺠﺔ) ﻟﻮﺳﻲ ﻗﻮﻣﻲ ﺑﺎﺭﺟﺎﻉ ﺟﻮﺍﺭﺏ ﺍﺧﻮﻛﻲ
"ﺩﺧﻮﻝ ﻟﻮﺳﻲ ﺻﺎﻟﺔ ﻃﻌﺎﻡ ﻭﻫﻲ ﻧﺼﻒ ﻧﺎﺋﻤﺔ ﻭﺗﻘﻮﻝ:
ﺍﻣﻲ ﺣﺪﺙ ﻫﺬﺍ ﺑﺎﺭﺣﺔ ﻭﺍﻧﺎ ﻟﻢ ﺍﻓﻌﻠﻬﺎ ﻭﻻ ﻳﻮﺟﺪ ﺩﻟﻴﻞ ﺍﻧﻨﻲ ﻓﺎﻋﻠﺔ
*ﺟﻮﻧﻴﻮﺭ: ﻛﺎﺫﺑﺔ
(ﺩﻣﻮﻉ ﻓﻲ ﻋﻴﻨﻴﻪ)
ﺭﺃﻳﺘﻜﻲ ﺗﻤﺸﻴﻦ ﻟﻴﻼ ﻓﻲ ﻏﺮﻓﺘﻲ
*ﻟﻮﺳﻲ: ﻧﻌﻢ ﻳﺎﺫﻛﻲ ﻛﻨﺖ ﺍﺑﺤﺚ ﻋﻦ .. ﻋﻦ ﻏﺮﺽ ﻳﺨﺼﻨﻲ
*ﻓﻜﺘﻮﺭﻳﺎ: ﻭﻣﺎﻫﻮ ﻏﺮﺽ ﻳﺨﺼﻜﻲ ﻓﻲ ﻏﺮﻓﺔ ﺍﺧﻴﻜﻲ (ﺗﻌﺠﺐ)
*ﻟﻮﺳﻲ: ﻻ ﺃﻋﻠﻢ ﻫﻮ ﺩﺍﺋﻤﺎ ﻳﺴﺘﻌﻴﺮ ﺍﻏﺮﺍﺽ ﺍﺧﺎﺭﻳﻦ ﺩﻭﻥ ﺍﺫﻥ ﻭﻻ ﻳﻌﻴﺪﻫﺎ ﻛﻤﺎ ﺍﻧﻨﻲ ﻟﻴﺲ ﻟﻲ ﻋﻼﻘﺔ ﺑﺠﺎﻭﺭﺑﻪ ﻣﺨﺘﻔﻴﺔ
"ﺩﺧﻮﻝ ﺟﻴﻤﺲ ﺍﻧﺮ ﻟﺼﺎﻟﺔ ﻃﻌﺎﻡ ﻭﻫﻮ ﻣﺒﺘﺴﻢ ﻳﻘﺒﻞ ﺧﺪ ﺍﻣﻪ ﻭﻳﺠﻠﺲ ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺑﺴﺨﺮﻳﺔ:
ﺣﻘﺎ ﺣﺴﻨﺎ ﻫﺬﺍ ﻏﺮﻳﺐ ﻻﻧﻨﻨﻲ ﺭﺃﻳﺘﻜﻲ ﺑﺎﺭﺣﺔ ﺗﺪﺧﻠﻴﻦ ﺣﻈﻴﺮﺓ ﺍﺣﺼﻨﺔ ﻟﻘﺪ ﺧﺒﺄﺗﻲ ﺟﻮﺍﺭﺑﻪ ﺻﺤﻴﺢ؟
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